Random Annoyances: Laces that don’t untie

After a hard days work dealing with inane “Business Consultants”, marketing spivs, useless HR bean counters or even chopping wood, one thing guaranteed to annoy once home is when you bend down to take off your shoes, pull the lace and have it end up in a huge messy knot with said shoe still tethered to your foot that takes another 5 minutes to untangle.

I really don’t know why this happens but it’s bloody annoying and seems to be something to do with the force used to pull the lace. A quick tug(!) and a knot is 95% certain. A slow pull(!) and the shoe is more likely to come off.

The simple answer is a pair of scissors or footwear without laces which is all fine and well if you’re a hippy and shower every other month but for the rest of us in the real (corporate) world, turning up to the office in flip-flops and a greasy goatee means a relocation to the front door.

That leaves just one alternative which is to pull off the shoe without untying the laces but this doesn’t solve the problem because the next day when you want to put them back on again, you still have to untie the damn lace. Which will inevitably knot.

There is only one viable solution. Power Laces. Back To The Future style. Bring it on.

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