Irritating idiot Chris Evans grasps Top Gear role

With Clarkson, Hammond and May refusing to return to Top Gear, the BBC has offered the top job to smug, self satisfied git Chris Evans who wasted no time in accepting despite categorically ruling himself out just a few months ago. That’s the end of Top Gear then.

I’ve no doubt Evans is a petrolhead and car fanatic but his boring car columns for the Sunday Mail are about as enjoyable as a 1970’s Lada Riva. Same for his Radio 2 show and pretty much everything else he has fronted.

The problem with Evans is that he is neither entertaining nor likeable and his cheeky chappie style of delivery is just plain irritating because he always comes across as a smirking idiot with an ego that has its own passport. He’s too far up his own backside and is endlessly boasting about his wonderful Ferrari collection. The few occasions he has been a guest on Top Gear are completely forgettable and you just know that the format will not be the same. Can you imagine Evans during one of the epic challenges such as driving across the Middle East in a convertible or the cross-country America road trip? No, me neither.

So in short, Top Gear with Chris Evans will be crap and God help us if the co-presenter is Jodie Kidd who serves no useful purpose other than ticking the inane BBC diversity checkbox.

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3 Responses to Irritating idiot Chris Evans grasps Top Gear role

  1. […] New Top Gear with irritating idiot Chris Evans was every bit as bad as I thought it would be. All of the studio segments were embarrassingly bad with Evans whooping and shouting like a […]

  2. IRRITATED!! says:

    it’s not possible to agree with this blog enough…cheers TFI idiot for ruining my sunday nights..i used to look forward to this show and also used to talk about it with my friends..NOT ANY MORE…bring on the “real top gear” team.

  3. Pete says:

    Chris Evans is the wrong guy to head this show, bloke is so far up his own arse it is not true! Bring back the original group.

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