Zayn Malik leaves One Direction and heads in the other direction

Zayn Malik, he of One Direction fame (no, me neither), has decided to leave the group. In other news, nobody cares.

Never mind though, there will be another band of talentless miming muppets along shortly to appease the hordes of teeny bopper school girls thus ensuring the world doesn’t drown under a sea of blubbery prepubescent tears.

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