Zayn Malik leaves One Direction and heads in the other direction

Wednesday 25 March 2015 @ 6:12 pm

Zayn Malik, he of One Direction fame (no, me neither), has decided to leave the group. In other news, nobody cares.

Never mind though, there will be another band of talentless miming muppets along shortly to appease the hordes of teeny bopper school girls thus ensuring the world doesn’t drown under a sea of blubbery prepubescent tears.


BBC sacks Jeremy Clarkson

Wednesday 25 March 2015 @ 5:44 pm

So, the BBC has sacked Jeremy Clarkson over punching a producer during a 20 minute fracas but when it comes to child abuse and paedophilia, the BBC is happy to turn the other cheek and let sick bastards like Jimmy Saville get away with it for four decades.

Yet another reason to not pay the shitty fuckin’ TV Licence.