Random Annoyances: Short People Driving Cars

Monday 21 July 2014 @ 7:43 pm

You know what grinds my gears? Short people driving cars. Or more specifically, short people trying to drive a car because I’ve never yet seen any short ass capable of driving properly. For a start, Shorty should know to raise the bloody seat so they can at least look out of the feckin’ windscreen instead of peering over the top of the steering wheel nose first.

Any why is it that almost all short drivers are in something crap and annoying like a Renault Scenic or a stupid looking big ass 4×4 like a Range Rover Shite?