New iPhone, same old muppets queuing like iDiots

Friday 20 September 2013 @ 6:32 pm

With the new iPhone out today, and I use the term new in the loosest sense, the same motley crew of brain dead sheep across the world have been queuing cult like to get their grasping mitts on one so they can boast about the “accomplishment”. First in line at the Regent Street store was 17 year old muppet Noah Green who has been there for four days and refused to give up his first place in the queue when offered £5k. The deluded fool apparently said he “would have considered it for £10k”.

Fair enough if you’re queuing to get one and sell it on for a healthy profit, there are plenty of gullible fools who are not quite stupid enough to stand in line for one but will happily pay a couple of grand for an iPhone on launch day. And another thing; why do the queues always comprise a refugee column of assorted illegal asylum seekers who all look as though they can’t speak a word of English and have just come from the benefits office? Seriously, looking at the hoards of people, you wouldn’t think they’d spend 7 quid on a phone let alone 700 notes.