On a list of most despised trades and the ones that deserve the least respect, Member of Parliament would always be top and with arrogant bullying bastards like Andrew Mitchell, the Tory Chief Whip, it’s not hard to see why.
The deluded, power mad, egotistical Mitchell lost his rag with the police at Downing Street when they quite rightly refused to open the main gates for him on security grounds. However, arrogant Mitchell was so full of his own importance that he demanded the cops let him through.
Instead, the Rozzer’s sensibly told shithead Mitchell to use the side gate instead at which point the contemptuous Chief Whip yelled “I’m the Chief Whip. I’m telling you open this gate. I’m the Chief Whip and I’m coming through these gates. Best you learn your fucking place. You don’t run this fucking government. You’re fucking plebs.”
The despicable Mitchell went on to utter those immortal words that deluded fools say everywhere “don’t you know who I am?” followed by “I will have your fucking job for this.”
Yes, Mr Mitchell we all know exactly who you are. You are an oaf, a dullard and a dimwit, a pompous rude twat and incompetent former International Development Secretary who lavishly gave away millions of tax payer money to corrupt third world dictatorships and grasping African countries under the direct orders of liberal loving pro EU leftie David Cameron.
You are a serial tax avoider, a nasty piece of work who epitomises everything that is wrong about Westminster, someone who doesn’t have the faintest idea about a proper job and would never get one outside of politics which is why you became an MP in the first place. In short, you’re one thick bastard.
You are also a wholly despised arrogant dickhead with a deluded sense of self entitlement having been born into wealth, come from a privileged background and thus never having had to do an honest days work in your miserable life through using your family connections and inheritance to make millions.
And you are also the typical of the stupid fucking arrogant Tory bastards in government, and you number many, who are so out of touch with public opinion that you deem it necessary to abuse hardworking police officers just days after two of their own were murdered in cold blood.
If Cameron had any balls, and he doesn’t, he would have immediately sacked Mitchell but we all know that Cameron is too busy looking after his own and sucking up to Europe to spare anytime actually running the country properly. Apparently, Cameron gave Mitchell a severe bollocking but we can all imagine how that conversation went;
Cameron: “Andy old boy, what on earth is going on?”
Mitchell: “Yes, frightfully sorry PM but dealing with these oiks can be really tiresome at times.”
Cameron: “Yes, quite Andrew. Anyway, how’s the new job. Settling in well?”
Mitchell didn’t even have the guts to face the abused cops in person and instead preferred to call them on the phone to offer a token apology in a feeble gesture to desperately try and brush everything under the carpet.
Therefore, may I suggest to the Rozzer’s that the best course of action would be to charge the puffed up pathetic Mitchell with misconduct, slap a pair of handcuffs on the sleazy shit and then throw him in jail.
Or better still, bundle him into the back of a Black Maria and dispense the Met’s own brand of justice using a couple of two-by-fours.