Pathetic sheep out in force for launch of rubbish iPhone 5

There is no cult like the Cult of Apple and those iFools stupid enough to queue for weeks to buy one on launch day are just confirming to the rest of the world that they’re nothing more than pathetic sheep.

Is there anything sadder than a bunch of iDiots standing in line for a piece of overrated, overpriced and over engineered technology? Take the pyramids for example; built thousands of years ago and truly a phenomenal feat of engineering that has stood the test of time and is a testament to the sheer effort that went behind constructing these magnificent structures.

Now contrast that with the piece-o-shit Apple iPhone 5 that will be superseded in 12 months time and barely last more than a few years. I know which one I’d rather queue for.

Still, these queuing iFools give us sane people the usual assortment of losers, weirdo’s, Apple slaves, brainless lemmings and sheeple to laugh at. I mean, it’s just a phone and hardly a cutting edge one at that so what better way to waste your life than by standing in a line for days on end just so you can crow about being the first to get one.

For goodness sake you sad bastards get a grip and if you really do desperately need the iPhone to show the rest of the world how pathetic you are, at least just pre-order it and get it delivered on launch day.


One Response to Pathetic sheep out in force for launch of rubbish iPhone 5

  1. Wow you really are a grumpy bear! I had to have one but pre ordered, this will be my last if they don’t dramatically redesign the ios and handset. Well, probably lol

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