Cameron orders Ministers to take public transport for Olympics jollies

Friday 20 July 2012 @ 12:36 pm

David Cameron, erstwhile EU loving PM and professional turncoat Tory, has ordered Ministers to take the Tube when travelling to the Olympics instead of using their chauffeur driven tax-payer funded limos via the Soviet Zil lanes.

This has been met with the predictable wailing and bleating of Ministers furious of having to use the Underground with the peasants they so loathe that pay their wages. Senior Tories have whined about representing the Government on “official business” (i.e. schmoozing and brown nosing businesses to fund the next Tory electoral campaign) and declared they’d rather stay at home than share a seat on the Jubilee line with the hoi polloi despite having the best tickets in town generously bought by the Government using taxpayer money.

As Cameron and Boy George constantly remind us, we’re all in this together, especially if you’re an MP gorging from the pig trough at Westminster.

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