Government encourages panic fuel buying

With petrol tanker drivers preparing for a strike next week, the scamming shitty Coalition Government has wasted no time in urging everyone to panic buy and stockpile jerrycans of fuel to ensure a nationwide scramble and huge rise in tax receipts. The UK has some of the most highly taxed fuel in the world with VAT charged on top of duty for a double whammy, so it’s wholeheartedly in the Government’s interest to ensure they take this very lucrative opportunity to rob everyone blind for as much as possible.

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One Response to Government encourages panic fuel buying

  1. Andy says:

    It did accidentally prevent us from having to declare a recession though, purely by chance, of course.

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