Brainless Taliban hicks kill their own people

Monday 27 February 2012 @ 4:23 pm

If ever you wanted to find the stupidest, most ignorant, backward, country hick, medieval dickheads on the planet, you wouldn’t have to look much farther than the brainless bearded mullahs of the Taliban who fester uncontrollably in Afghanistan. These non-Muslim boneheads do not represent Islam in the slightest and prefer their own brand of mindless militant nonsense dressed up as jihad.

The country has improved not one iota since corrupt expert embezzler Hamid Karzai, stooge of the American government and former oil consultant, was parachuted into the presidential suite with orders to let the Americans run gas pipelines out of Afghanistan.

In between pilfering as much natural resource as they can get their dirty hands on, the Americans have found plenty of time to insult the Islamic world by burning copies of the Quran. The response by the turban turnips of the Taliban was predictably stupid as a brainwashed suicide car bomber killed nine in a blast just outside Jalalabad airport. This included several innocent civilians who had absolutely nothing to do with the Americans and were just unfortunate to be passing by.

Chief dickhead Taliban spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid said in an email, “this attack is revenge against those soldiers who burned our Quran”. Nice going Slim, apart from the collateral damage that resulted in the murder of some locals. But then again, the Taliban has always been keen to kill their own people in the name of “Jihad”, a word that most of these illiterate uneducated fools couldn’t spell let alone understand.

As for the whooping insensitive arrogant Americans, they deserve a severe retribution for desecrating a holy book. Best thing they could do is sod off back to the US and let Afghanistan fall to pieces by itself.