Inept former Chancellor spills beans on boss Brown

Thursday 1 September 2011 @ 3:34 pm

Useless Scottish idiot and former chancellor Alistair Darling, he of the Sesame Street eyebrows who sold Britain down the river to the EU in the dying days of the Labour oligarchy, has written a book spilling the beans on his boss and former Prime Minister, useless Scottish idiot Gordon Brown.

In the least surprising news since Mandelson came out of the closet, Captain Darling revealed that bully beef Brown was a brute with a volcanic temper and an agenda to undermine the Chancellor by planting his own lackeys as junior ministers in the Treasury. Chief among these lickspittle fawning fools was Ed Balls (the clue is in the name) and his equally corrupt wife Yvette Cooper who, when not busy defrauding taxpayers with dubious expense claims, was keeping an eye on Darling.

There are two things worth mentioning about this sorry state of affairs. Firstly, it shows exactly the type of cowardly self-serving wretches that were in the Labour Cabinet; not prepared to say anything whilst in Government but can’t wait to spill the beans upon being booted out of office. Darling is just yet another in a long line of over-promoted inept Labour ministers who think nothing of clinging onto office for as long as possible whilst it suits them yet are ready to sharpen the knives and bleat and whine about the job when their grasping gnarled fingers have been prised from the loot.

Secondly, there is nothing new in this book of shit. Everybody already knows Brown was a disaster as Chancellor, disaster as Prime Minister, a walking bully who revelled in shouting and swearing obscenities when things didn’t go his way as well as totally incompetent and way out of his depth with no more basic grasp of economics than a two-bit chancer losing money at the craps table.

Absolutely nothing to read here then in this book, move along please.