A Mars a day helps you throw up

I bought a Mars Bar recently out of curiosity. I’d forgotten how bad it tastes, a foul combination of warm cough medicine and a sickly sweet dollop of gooey Pepto-Bismol guaranteed to make you feel sick. Reminded me exactly why I stopped eating this crap excuse for chocolate thirty years ago.

As for the laughably rubbish tagline, I doubt there’s any person for whom a Mars a day helps them work, rest and play. Unless they’re the type of idiot who thinks hot women sit around in their undies all day eating Cadbury’s Flake.

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2 Responses to A Mars a day helps you throw up

  1. Fred says:

    A mars a day help you milk cows all day, and say hello to Quagmire!

  2. Fred says:

    A mars a day help you MOOOOOOOOO all day and open up bad accounts – and go to the Drunken Clam.

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