Business as usual for rat infestatation at Downing Street

A rat has been spotted scurrying across the pavement in front of Downing Street, no doubt looking for an expenses claim form, despite being captured on live TV several times.

Although the general public was under the impression the rats left in May last year, a new colony has hunkered down and is busy scamming the taxpayer whilst the country goes to pot. Reports that this particular rat has been invited to join the new useless coalition government are likely to be true. Remember, we’re all in this together.

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