So why did Coleen forgive millionaire husband over hooker tryst?

Talentless waste of space Coleen Rooney has inherited the title of Worlds Biggest Doormat after forgiving husband Wayne Rooney who has cheated on her yet again with a couple of hookers, this time whilst his wife was pregnant.

Nobody should be surprised about this; after all, Coleen is living off the back of Wayne’s fame and fortune and knows she’d be just another chav in a tracksuit without his obscene earnings to sponge off. She’s not about to kill off the magazine column, TV show, regular 7-star holidays to Dubai, expensive cars, mansions, luxury lifestyle and tasteless designer tat over an indiscretion that can be quietly swept under the Burberry pattern carpet.

Despite the fact that Rooney has cheated on her before, Coleen seems willing to forgive her husband over anything if it means clinging onto him and his money. You can bet your last Range Rover Sport that if Wayne wasn’t an overpriced, overrated footballer who looks like a potato, she would have dumped him years ago.

I’m not condoning what Wayne did but let’s be honest, Coleen would never divorce him unless there was a sizeable payoff involved that would set her up for life. These gold digging WAG’s are all the same and the dim-witted footballers are no better either.

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