Normal service on 25% of lines

More nonsense from London Underground this morning with a typical commuter announcement that said:

"The Northern, Bakerloo and Piccadilly Lines are part suspended. The Circle, District and Jubilee lines are experiencing severe delays. The Hammersmith & City line has been suspended due to a passenger incident at Westbourne Park. The Victoria Line is not stopping at Kings Cross. The Waterloo & City Line is closed due to engineering works. There is a good service operating on all other lines"

So there is a normal service on 25% of London Underground lines. Far more economical to say:

"There is a good service operating on the Central and Metropolitan lines and the Docklands Light Railway. Everything else is f****d".

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