Nobody cares about the Olympics

Sunday 11 September 2016 @ 10:55 pm

There are howls of protest at the huge numbers of empty seats in Rio for the Paralympics. Apart from the fact that Brazil got scammed and bullied into hosting this feeble crock of crap, why is anybody surprised at this?

Atheletics has never been a huge spectator sport or one that commands an enthusiastic audience. Outside of the shitty Olympics, which is nothing more than a shady shindig to line the pockets of corporate sponsors, hangers-on and the corrupt IOC, you rarely see stadiums full to the brim with cheering supporters.

As for the Paralympics, I’m sick and tired of it being shoved down my throat as some kind of mandatory viewing that demands attention. I have zero interest in any Olympic “event”, some of which are laughably stupid to be even considered sporting (Dressage? Really?), so why would I even bother with the Paralympics?

And before the PC brigade start whipping out their discrimination bells, I’ve got nothing against anyone who wants to take part. Just quit pestering the rest of us to watch this nonsense.

What Pokemon Go tells you about London

Wednesday 24 August 2016 @ 10:07 pm

It’s infested with feckin’ pigeons and rats. If I never catch another Pidgey and Rattata again, it’ll be too soon.

Vote Brexit and get Remainer

Thursday 14 July 2016 @ 7:55 pm

So we won it. Well done all those who voted for a bold, brave new, economically prosperous future without the shitty EU trying to scupper everything, and the increasingly ludicrous Remainer Stories of Doom.

Unfortunately, it didn’t take long for the victorious Brexit campaign to be stitched up by a dubious leadership contest whereby Tory MP’s, the majority of whom are Remainers, voted in a fellow Remainer in the guise of Theresa May, the useless former Home Secretary who has been instrumental in keeping the UK borders open over the last 6 years by refusing to kick out dodgy asylum seekers and bogus immigrants. In short, asking Ma May to be in charge of Brexit is like asking Cameron to be in charge of negotiating an EU deal that favours the UK.

May is another turncoat Tory who frequently cited anti-EU sentiments only to bottle it when it came to the crunch and side with the Remain camp. She will no doubt take her merry time invoking Article 50 whilst pandering to the EU bastards and letting odious cretins like Nicola Sturgeon stall the process.

Had the leadership contest gone to the grassroot members, it might very well have been a Brexiteer in charge but Tory in-fighting and backstabbing ensured May was shoe-horned into the top job. The result? After a stunningly democratic referendum, we’re now left with an unelected PM with no public mandate who would much rather we never left the EU and continue throwing cash into the corrupt Brussels coffers.

Thank Evans he’s gone

Monday 4 July 2016 @ 8:08 pm

Good riddance to bad rubbish. Chris Evans has packed in the Top Gear job after just one series. Don’t feel sorry for him, his ego couldn’t take the pressure or criticism and a show like Top Gear very quickly shows Evans many shortcomings as a presenter. Being shouty and trying to be zany whilst emulating Jezza just doesn’t cut the mustard and the lack of originality in the new series was shocking.

Just need to ditch Eddie Jordan and Rory Reid now, give Matt Le Blanc a more prominent presenting role and tweak the Top Gear format so it actually resembles a decent show rather than a pale imitation.

Top Gear plumbs new depths

Monday 20 June 2016 @ 2:14 pm

Eddie Jordan playing the spoons, really? I mean REALLY? Could it BE more embarrassing?

Meanwhile, Chris Evans is marginally less annoying and Rory Reid still has nothing worthwhile to say when reviewing cars. Oh, and asking the guests to introduce each other by reading from the autocue is just plain daft.

Chris Evans not the worst presenter on Top Gear

Tuesday 14 June 2016 @ 10:56 am

Three episodes in and Top Gear has improved a little by Chris Evans taking more of a back seat although ratings have halved and barely scrape 2 mil (old Top Gear regularly managed more than 5 mil). The less he’s on-screen, the better. However, Evans is no longer the worst presenter on Top Gear, that dubious honour has been firmly taken by Rory Reid.

Rory had his first slot yesterday on the main Top Gear, having already presented the spinoff series (which I never bothered watching) and he’s terrible. He’s trying hard to be funny (he’s not), informative (he’s not) and down wit’ da kidz (he’s not).

The worst of it is the ridiculous Cockney cheeky chappie persona, all “geezer, innit” and lame ass jokes. If Evans is trying hard to be Clarkson v2, Reid is undoubtedly trying hard to be Hammond v2. The sooner Rory Reid completely disappears off Top Gear, nay TV completely, the better.

Meanwhile, it’s still Matt Le Blanc who’s holding it all together and the most comfortable. Give this guy a contract extension and pair him up with a better set of presenters if you want Top Gear to survive.

Useless Cameron wheels out even more useless Bottler Brown

Monday 13 June 2016 @ 10:55 pm

In a sign of panic amongst the deluded Project Fear camp, lying scamster Cameron has resorted to wheeling out former PM, and certified coward, Gordon “The Bottler” Brown to convince the waverers to remain in the despised, corrupt, rotten EU.

Brown as you will remember slunk into Portugal to sign the Lisbon Treat after all the other leaders fuckers had left. He didn’t have the balls to do it in front of them knowing the treaty was a bag complete of shite.

It’s laughable then that anyone would bother listening to Bottler Brown. This is the useless half-wit who flogged the UK’s gold reserves cheaply whilst the market was at its lowest point and then watched as prices quadrupled over the next decade. The thieving bastard who wrecked the worlds finest pension scheme by scrapping tax relief on pension dividends pushing millions into retirement poverty so he could waste it on pet projects. The financially illiterate imbecile who bankrupt Britain by spending what he didn’t have and throwing money to Labour voters as bribes. The lying shyster who promised a referendum on EU membership but then bottled it. The insolent jerk who called a lifelong Labour supporter a bigot when she asked a question about immigration. And the spineless goon who barged his way unelected into the PM hot seat after Tony BLiar resigned.

Never have we had such an incompetent, inexperienced, unqualified, useless, floundering, dull-witted, inadequate, unsuitable, inept, thoroughly despised PM as Brown, although Cameron and BLiar are both strong contenders. Frankly, anyone who listens to Brown needs their head examined, the man has absolutely nothing worthwhile to say about anything.

This is not the first time previous PM’s have campaigned for Project Fear, unsurprising when you consider that every single PM over the last 25 years has been a Europhile. John Major, the traitorous adulterous feeble wimp who signed the Masstricht Treaty, has been peddling his pro Euro shit on the media for weeks now whilst BLiar, who is so universally hated throughout the UK that he dare not show his arrogant mug in public, has popped up to lecture everyone about how wonderful the fucking EU is.

On the other hand though, wheeling out all these former wasters, including clunking duffer Brown, might further persuade people to vote leave so perhaps it’s not such a bad thing after all.